11 minute blog

Since I can't do this:

I do something I call "The Frog," which vaguely resembles this:

Actually, that wouldn't qualify because the only real rule for "The Frog" is to keep all four limbs anchored to the ground.

The following would qualify:

& even:

Again, the goal being more like this:

or even:

My personal endurance record, for staying in this position (beginner / fatguy version) is 10 minutes, as of 11 minutes ago.